First Cracow Serious Scientific Conference

31 September 1995, Krakow, Poland

Announcement

We have a great honor to invite you to the First Cracow Serious Scientific Conference to be held in Krakow, Poland on September 31, 1995, as organized by the following institutions:

• Acta Brutusica editorial office
• Astronomical Observatory of the Jagiellonian University, Krakow
• Consulates of Foreign Powers in Cracow
• Wierzynek restaurant (sponsor)
• Hawelka restaurant (sponsor)

Topics to be presented cover a wide range of problems in modern science. The preliminary schedule of the meeting you can find on the next page.

Scientific Committee

• Brutus Felis Domestica

Local Organizing Committee

• Piotr Skrzynecki
• Andrzej Mleczko
• Stanislaw Lem
• begging guitar-player from Szewska street
• Jan Rycko-Pociupany (Chairman)

Invited Cooks

• Luciano Cirico - Italy
• Giuseppe Barilla - Italy
• Roberto Corleone - Italy
• Stefania Ciaptak-Potocka - Poland (Chief)
• Michel Saumon - France
• Jean François Cervelle - France
• Camille Gigot - France
• Siegfried Pumperklaus - Germany
• Pamela Pizzahut - USA

THE SCHEDULE

8:00 Opening of the Conference (25 seconds)

8:01-8:10 TOAST (Apartments of Acta Brutusica Editorial Office, Fort Skala)

Porto; mouse legs in vinaigrette; WhiskasR; fanfares played by Astronomical Philharmonic Orchestra under Wlodzimierz Godlowski (on melody "Ootchyekay mishkou doh dzhyoorih")

8:10 Invitation (10 seconds)

8:30-9:00 BREAKFAST (Consulate of Russian Federation)

Vodka Smirnoff & hors-d'oeuvre: ham, eggs a la Boris Godunov, turtle soup, caviar

9:00 Opening address (2 minutes)

9:15-9:45 BREAKFAST CONT. (Polish-Italian Friendship Association)

Fish (sardine, perch, pike, plaice, sawfish, hammerfish, axefish, shovelfish, shark man-eater); frutti di mare; wine (neufchâtel)

9:45 Short contribution I (3.5 minutes)

9:50-10:15 COFFEE BREAK

10:15 Short contribution II (2 minutes)

11:15-11:45 BREAKFAST CONT. (Consulate of the Republic of Austria)

Knedlieki, eggs a la Franz Joseph, steak tatare

11:45 Lecture I (5 minutes)

13:00-13:45 LUNCH (Consulate of the Republic of France)

Salade de carottes rapées a l'ail; soupe a l'oignon; bouchées gratinees; oeufs farcis a la ciboulette; escargots a la bour-guignonne; gâteau de foie; poulet a la diable; maréchaux

13:45 Lecture II (1.5 minutes)

13:50-14:15 COFFEE BREAK

14:15 Lecture III (2 minutes)

14:45-15:30 LUNCH CONT. (Wierzynek restaurant)

Zhurek, kielbasa, potatoes, buckwheat porridge, buttermilk, Russian pies, kefir, Bordeaux (pichon-longueville 1933)

15:30 Lecture IV (45 seconds)

15:35-16:00 COFFEE BREAK

16:00 Lecture V (3 minutes)

16:10-19:00 TOUR A TOWN

19:00 Discussion (3 minutes)

19:05-20:00 DINNER (Consulate of the United States of America)

Turkey; roast chicken, pizza; cheeseburger; hot-dogs; chips and ketchup; Coca-Cola

20:00 Short summary (1 minute)

20:30-21:00 DINNER CONT. (Polish-Italian Friendship Association)

Cheese (Boursin aux Fines, gruyere, Roquefort, gorgonzola, Bleu de Bresse, Fourme d'Ambert); château margaux 1914

21:00 Closure of the Conference (30 seconds)

21:15-22:00 DESSERT (Hawelka restaurant)

Coffee, cognac (roffignac 1891)

22:00 Farewell